Thursday, June 30, 2011

How to be a good football player.

Instructions


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      Strength-train for explosive movements through plyometrics and Olympic lifts. Plyometric exercises like box jumps and bounding sprints build quickness. Olympic lifts like power cleans and squats build explosive strength. Football requires speed and strength development for short bursts.
    • 2
      Practice the steps required by your position. Each position uses specific steps based on a called play or reaction to a called play. Practice the footwork repeatedly to build muscle memory.
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      Study film of the opposing team to learns their plays and develop game strategies. Film study creates an opportunity to learn the patterns of the opposing team. Understanding their regular plays and patterns leads to reads during the game that break their offensive plays and make your offense successful.
    • 4
      Practice and play with a team mentality. The success of an individual in a football game is dependent on the team. The success of offensive and defensive plays depends on each player following directions. Participate as a team player and maintain a positive relationship with your peers.
    • 5
      Develop an aggressive mentality for competition. Football is an intense contact sport, and you must mentally prepare for pain. Push through your personal pain and inflict hard hits on opposing players to gain a positive position in the game.
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      Listen to your coach and follow directions. The coach is typically experienced and provides a big picture view with the intention of winning games. Listening to the coach places you within the game plan and increases your chances of proving your skills on the field.


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Due to Religion, we are separated. Karen song.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The different types of women and dating - from Dad

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

AFRO- AMERICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

You gotta love those Irish Women
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Taking it one date at a time.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

What are ghosts really like?

When: Ghosts have been seen at all times of the day or night and any time of year. There is certainly no bias towards Halloween or Christmas, as some people assume. A recent survey*** found that two thirds of reports of haunting activity occurred in the afternoon. Many ghost reports are one-offs, not associated with any pre-existing haunting.

The duration of ghost sightings can be summarised as brief - usually seconds rather than minutes. It can feel longer to witnesses as weird sights often leave a strong impression.

Where: Ghosts have been reported in many different places, but particularly where people live and work. This may simply be because potential witnesses spend most of their time in such places. Ghosts are not, contrary to popular belief, reported more frequently in graveyards. A recent survey*** found that older buildings produced the most reports of hauntings. Many ghost reports are one-offs, not associated with any pre-existing haunting.

Who is God and Jesus Christ?

God is God.
Jesus is Jesus.
Alex is ...................